1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:06,307 --> 00:00:08,809 (disco music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:15,549 - [Voiceover] Awkward moment number 465. 5 00:00:15,549 --> 00:00:17,085 We've all been her before. 6 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:19,620 We go out drinking, you're horny, meet someone 7 00:00:19,620 --> 00:00:21,655 hot, really want to get it on. 8 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:24,558 The problem is you don't have a place. 9 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:26,794 So you ask your friend if you can sober up 10 00:00:26,794 --> 00:00:28,829 for a bit and stay at their place. 11 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,099 But you're too horny to control yourself and off 12 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:33,334 you go getting it on with your trick. 13 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:36,604 Well, that didn't happen to me tonight. 14 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:39,907 I am Ryan, the one watching late-night infomercials. 15 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:42,110 Maybe I should buy some of that special stain 16 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:44,812 remover they're selling it's only $19.99 17 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:48,116 and I'm sure my couch will need it. 18 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:50,884 The one in the white shirt is my friend, Dustin. 19 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:53,053 Well he was wearing a white shirt. 20 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,688 He's the guy on top. 21 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:56,457 Which is funny because he's not. 22 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:59,127 The other guy, his name is Kyle, and he was 23 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,028 my date tonight. 24 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,330 You heard me right. 25 00:01:02,330 --> 00:01:03,164 My date. 26 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:09,403 So, why am I not really angry about the situation 27 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,471 on the couch? 28 00:01:11,905 --> 00:01:14,608 Well, let's just say that this is just the tip of the 29 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:18,679 iceberg of the dry spell I've been going through. 30 00:01:24,585 --> 00:01:26,954 - Five, six, seven, eight. 31 00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,457 (latin music) 32 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:39,967 You're doing such a wonderful job! 33 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:40,801 Perfect. 34 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:48,609 Cut. 35 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,980 What's going on here? 36 00:01:52,980 --> 00:01:54,182 - I don't have a partner. 37 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,650 Uh, story of his life. 38 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,052 - This drama's gonna be the death of me. 39 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:01,722 All right, look, I'll find you a partner as soon 40 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:05,193 as I finish this, this, this masterpiece. 41 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:10,898 This is going to be my greatest achievement. 42 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,867 Now will you let me finish? 43 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:15,369 Moving on. 44 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:18,606 And pony, and pony, and pony, and pony. 45 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:25,078 - So, you're not going to apologize for last night? 46 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,847 - What about last night? 47 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:29,483 - Hello, you were getting it on with Kyle. 48 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,285 - Who's Kyle? 49 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,920 - My date? 50 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:33,754 - Oh him. 51 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,658 Yeah, I was doing you a favor. 52 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:38,492 - A favor. 53 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,662 - If he's that prone to distraction, he's not 54 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,231 boyfriend material. 55 00:02:43,231 --> 00:02:45,399 You should be thanking me. 56 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:48,236 - Ow. 57 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:49,970 - I'm sorry. 58 00:02:49,970 --> 00:02:51,472 - Is everything okay over here? 59 00:02:51,472 --> 00:02:52,940 - Yes it is. 60 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:54,942 - Well since you two chatty Kathys seem to find it 61 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:57,245 fit to have a little coffee klatsch, while I'm 62 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:59,980 rocking my ass off, why don't you do a little 63 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,982 demonstration for us, huh? 64 00:03:01,982 --> 00:03:02,883 Would you like that? 65 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,752 - I don't know it. 66 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:05,919 - My pleasure. 67 00:03:07,054 --> 00:03:09,257 - Five, six, seven, eight. 68 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,260 Moving on. 69 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,060 Music. 70 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,397 - So maybe I'm not looking for a boyfriend. 71 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,965 - What? 72 00:03:17,965 --> 00:03:20,067 - You said the guy wasn't boyfriend material. 73 00:03:20,067 --> 00:03:22,002 Maybe I don't want a boyfriend. 74 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,937 Maybe I'm just looking to get laid. 75 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,674 (record scratching) 76 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:30,844 - I think now would be a good time to call it a day. 77 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:34,282 - Just go out and do it already. 78 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:36,049 It's not that hard. 79 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,118 - So says the man who's little black book is the 80 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,454 size of New York City's phone book. 81 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,523 - Only the Manhattan section. 82 00:03:42,523 --> 00:03:43,357 Ow! 83 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:46,894 - Oh shit, sorry about that. 84 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,864 - You should be, you almost broke my nose. 85 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,000 - Don't worry about it, he's been hunting for 86 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,369 an excuse to get his nose done anyway. 87 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,405 - It's my first day of rehearsal, so I'm a little dazed 88 00:03:57,405 --> 00:03:58,939 and off in my own world. 89 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:00,308 - Oh, I can tell. 90 00:04:00,308 --> 00:04:01,141 - I'm Ryan. 91 00:04:02,476 --> 00:04:04,312 - The new under study. 92 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,350 So, you're the guy with the dating problem. 93 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:14,388 Keep your chin up, everything happens for a reason. 94 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,056 - Thanks. 95 00:04:16,056 --> 00:04:17,525 - Keep your chin up? 96 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:18,726 Who says that? 97 00:04:18,726 --> 00:04:20,060 That is so lame. 98 00:04:21,429 --> 00:04:23,531 Ryan, Ryan, hello. 99 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:24,865 Right here. 100 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,667 Now I know that you want to get laid and all. 101 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,437 But rule number one, do not fuck the guys that 102 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,339 you rehearse with. 103 00:04:31,339 --> 00:04:32,172 Messy. 104 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,343 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 105 00:04:35,343 --> 00:04:36,810 - Let's get out of here. 106 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:40,514 Momma needs a shot of vodka and vicodin for her nose. 107 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:45,753 (multiple television stations) 108 00:04:50,458 --> 00:04:52,960 (disco music) 109 00:05:17,585 --> 00:05:19,152 (knocking) 110 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,554 - Oh, god damnit. 111 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,129 - Hello lover. 112 00:05:29,129 --> 00:05:30,564 Did I interrupt something? 113 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,865 - No, you didn't. 114 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,534 - You look a little messy. 115 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,735 (gasps) 116 00:05:34,735 --> 00:05:36,470 I think you were totally having sex. 117 00:05:36,470 --> 00:05:37,638 (laughing) 118 00:05:37,638 --> 00:05:39,006 You can tell me if you've got a boy hiding 119 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,073 here, I won't budge. 120 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,775 Unless he's hot. 121 00:05:41,775 --> 00:05:42,876 Where is he? 122 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,044 - No one's here. 123 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:45,579 I was just doing some housework. 124 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:48,215 - Well, I'll let you get back to your housework. 125 00:05:48,215 --> 00:05:49,950 I just wanted to tell you that I found a solution 126 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:51,218 to your problem. 127 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:52,052 Ta daa! 128 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,491 - What the hell is that? 129 00:05:57,491 --> 00:05:58,959 - Oh, you poor thing. 130 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,694 You've never seen one of these before. 131 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:01,962 It's a, 132 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:03,296 - I know what it is, what would I do with 133 00:06:03,296 --> 00:06:04,832 something that big? 134 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:06,233 - It's your new boyfriend. 135 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:07,801 Now you can get some attention every night. 136 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,837 - Oh, I do that every night before bed already 137 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:12,573 and I don't need the help of your baseball bat. 138 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,207 - I knew you wouldn't be into it. 139 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:16,710 That is why I hooked you up with Troy. 140 00:06:16,710 --> 00:06:18,278 - Oh, I'm not going on a blind date. 141 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:20,247 - Oh, don't be so ungrateful. 142 00:06:20,247 --> 00:06:21,815 Troy is a nice boy. 143 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:28,889 He's this totally hot guy that runs in my neighborhood. 144 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:30,891 Delicious. 145 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,465 Every day he runs by my apartment, I think he totally 146 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:38,265 wants me. 147 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:48,141 One day, he stopped and chatted me up. 148 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:53,814 - Ow! 149 00:06:53,814 --> 00:06:56,383 - Oh shit, I'm so sorry. 150 00:06:56,383 --> 00:06:59,487 - Watch where you're going with that thing. 151 00:06:59,487 --> 00:07:01,021 - You look even hotter, dirtier. 152 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,255 - Pardon? 153 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:03,524 - You want to come out for a drink? 154 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,258 - You're not my type. 155 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,630 - I got a cute friend. 156 00:07:09,630 --> 00:07:11,398 He's coming over here tonight. 157 00:07:11,398 --> 00:07:12,500 - What, here? 158 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,268 You gave out my address? 159 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:16,203 Are you crazy? 160 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,105 What if he's some crazy rapist? 161 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,875 - Well, as they always say, you can not rape the willing. 162 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:22,710 - Ha ha. 163 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:33,554 - I'm sorry for the wait, I couldn't get the cork out. 164 00:07:33,554 --> 00:07:36,824 - Oh, I should have told you, I don't drink. 165 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:38,726 - Oh, are you in recovery? 166 00:07:38,726 --> 00:07:40,661 - No, I just don't believe I need alcohol to have 167 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:41,929 a good time. 168 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:42,830 - I get it. 169 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,767 So, what should we watch. 170 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,370 Oh, this looks good. 171 00:07:50,370 --> 00:07:52,205 - I think that's rated R. 172 00:07:52,205 --> 00:07:54,041 I try to stay away from movies in which I don't 173 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,577 share the values of the characters. 174 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,111 - Wow. 175 00:07:58,111 --> 00:08:00,914 That would leave out like everything I've ever seen. 176 00:08:00,914 --> 00:08:03,884 The news is on, we could watch that. 177 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,865 - Whoa, what are you doing? 178 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,767 - I was going to kiss you. 179 00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,935 You said you don't need alcohol to have a good time. 180 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,605 - I don't really do this. 181 00:08:24,605 --> 00:08:27,140 - What, sex on the first date. 182 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:28,842 - Well I prefer to be in a committed relationship 183 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,578 before I do anything. 184 00:08:30,578 --> 00:08:32,112 I mean I used to do it all. 185 00:08:32,112 --> 00:08:36,349 Sex parties, bath houses, gang bangs, parking lots. 186 00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:40,588 But recently, I found Jesus has a higher purpose for me. 187 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,092 I prefer to have a spiritual connection with my partner 188 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:47,327 over just a physical one. 189 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:51,498 I'm in a deeply committed relationship with the lord. 190 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,603 - Are you sure he's not open to three ways? 191 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,505 (disco music) 192 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:01,174 (phone ringing) 193 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,476 - How was Troy? 194 00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,612 - Troy sucked. 195 00:09:04,612 --> 00:09:06,013 - Did he swallow, too? 196 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,781 - No, not like that, unfortunately. 197 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,249 He's one of those crazy religious types 198 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,418 that doesn't have sex until they're married. 199 00:09:11,418 --> 00:09:13,086 - Tell him he's in the wrong state to be waiting 200 00:09:13,086 --> 00:09:14,454 for gay marriage. 201 00:09:14,454 --> 00:09:15,689 - Oh yes. 202 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,625 - What was that? 203 00:09:17,625 --> 00:09:18,892 - Oh nothing. 204 00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,661 - Oh, I'm coming, oh. 205 00:09:22,996 --> 00:09:24,264 - Is that Kyle? 206 00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,801 - Yeah, you know, we're dating now. 207 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,470 - I thought you said he wasn't relationship material. 208 00:09:30,470 --> 00:09:33,306 - I meant he wasn't relationship material for you. 209 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:34,141 Aww. 210 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:37,778 (breathing hard) 211 00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:43,717 Listen, I'll see you tomorrow in rehearsal, okay? 212 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,118 I gotta take off. 213 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:56,263 - Can I stretch here? 214 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,231 - Be my guest. 215 00:09:58,231 --> 00:10:00,433 - So what got you started in dance? 216 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:04,171 - Oh gosh, I must have been like ten years old. 217 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,840 I was watching a Paula Abdul video on TV, she was 218 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:08,341 so fierce. 219 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,878 My mom saw it and she called her a slut. 220 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:12,780 From that moment on, I knew I always wanted 221 00:10:12,780 --> 00:10:14,614 to be a slut. 222 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:15,783 I mean dancer. 223 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:20,087 - You know, you're pretty funny. 224 00:10:20,087 --> 00:10:21,488 Hey, do you want to grab some, 225 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,724 - [Voiceover] Welcome back everyone! 226 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:27,828 Okay, Ryan, I have solved your partner problem. 227 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:30,163 Jacob, come here please. 228 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:31,832 Ryan, this is Jacob. 229 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,435 He's an excellent dancer. 230 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,438 Actually I'm not exactly sure if he can dance, 231 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,540 but he sure made me move. 232 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:44,277 You are going to be partners. 233 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,780 Excuse me everyone, take five. 234 00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:51,584 - Hey, I'm Ryan. 235 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,220 - Do you know where the bathroom is? 236 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:56,523 I'm having a dance belt issue. 237 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,326 (spooky music) 238 00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:02,730 - Uh, yeah, it's through those doors and to the right. 239 00:11:02,730 --> 00:11:05,465 - [Voiceover] He's pretty cute, huh? 240 00:11:05,465 --> 00:11:06,633 - He's hot. 241 00:11:06,633 --> 00:11:07,768 - Go follow him. 242 00:11:07,768 --> 00:11:09,002 He wants you to. 243 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:09,837 Go. 244 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:15,743 - I just wanted to make sure you found it all right. 245 00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,177 - This door, right? 246 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,411 - That's the one. 247 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,446 - Great. 248 00:11:19,446 --> 00:11:20,280 - Super. 249 00:11:22,649 --> 00:11:24,885 (drumming) 250 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:42,669 - Aw, aww! 251 00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:47,841 - Are you okay? 252 00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:50,210 - I'm sorry. 253 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,544 - What happened? 254 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,082 - I am so embarrassed. 255 00:11:57,484 --> 00:12:00,153 - I told you it could get messy. 256 00:12:03,690 --> 00:12:08,228 - Since our latest dancer mysteriously disappeared, 257 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:11,364 I've gotta rethink this whole thing. 258 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:13,834 We need someone who can dance. 259 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:17,504 Someone who can be right up front and shine. 260 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:19,006 - I'll do it. 261 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,673 - You're the understudy. 262 00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:25,545 However, since I am feeling a little generous today, 263 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:30,083 I had a prostate exam from a gorgeous proctologist, 264 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,252 all right, you can do it. 265 00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:33,253 Get up here. 266 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,857 Smile everyone. 267 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,192 Five, six, seven, eight. 268 00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:41,694 (latin music) 269 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,535 - Go this way and that, dip the horse. 270 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:25,572 And swim, and swim, don't drown. 271 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,742 Charleston, Charleston, won't you kick with Charleston? 272 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,713 And two and three and four. 273 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:36,483 Oh got it perfectly! 274 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:37,918 You're brilliant.